About Us
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That there is Ben. He will drink 30 beers in a single game. Can also slam beers better than anyone in the free world. |  |
This is Tim. He will make up more rules than you can possibly imagine. He will also make more noise on the playing field than a god damn wildebeest. |
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That sickly looking guy is Jason. He tracks monkeys with lasers in his free time. |  |
We call this guy the Asian Invasion. Likes to get real dirty and drink as much as possible. Can kick the ball over 300 feet on a good day. |
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This is Susan. As referenced here, girls are not good at kegball. But, that's alright we still let them play. She is an expert at the bunting, and the high-pitched squeals |  |
To the left there is Slappy. She is a foul-ball specialist. Also, has a tendency to get extremely cranky. We usually put her on the other team to act as a virus. |
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There is Bettina in a killer action shot. Bettina can actually kick. She is a 4 foot tall mail order soccer star from Asia that was shipped over for the good of the sport. |  |
OHHH, Pavit is a jerk. He's a cobra taming jerk. He tames cobras for his work. If the cobra bites, he bites back cause he's pavit on the attack.
Click here to download the mp3 version of the Pavit song. |
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Ali is a master bunter. We felt that we needed a little more diversity on the team so we got her. Last name: Niggeman. |  |
This is Sushma. But, her nickname is spicy tuna sushi roll. She likes to pitch but, also likes to tell Pavit the jerk what to do. |
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Mark claims that he is the godfather of kegball. Really he is just a father to a bunch of illegitimate children. |