09/15/06: The City of Madison is talking about banning alcohol in parks, because of jerks like us that play kegball there. They can suck my taint. Read the story

06/07/06: I have posted the pictures and commentary from the game on June 3, 2006. Check them out.

06/07/06: We are thinking about playing again on Saturday, July 22. We have a new location in mind where it is actually legal to drink. Let me know if this date won't work for you, so I can laugh in your face.

06/04/06: The game was successful, except when the cops came. Too bad the keg was empty...suckers. I will post pictures soon.

05/05/06: Our next game is scheduled for June 3rd. If you don't come it is because you are an asshole. Email us for details.

11/23/05: We have decided that instead of kegball we are going to play pizza olympics from now on. This is a game where you order pizza from three different pizza restaurants and whichever pizza arrives first is the winner!!! YAY!!!

11/15/05: The guestbook is finally working.

11/4/05: New pictures are up from our kickass game on 11/5/05.

Kegball is a game of wits. However, more than anything kegball is a game of extreme sportsmanship and skill.

One day our dream is to have the ultimate kegball game with one keg at every base, but for now we will settle for one keg on second base and getting really blasted.

If you have never played before try checking out the rules or look at our pictures. If you have played before and you want to get crushed, try to challenge us, but you will have to come to Chicago because we are too drunk to drive anywhere.

In order to play kegball you will need a keg of extremely cheap ass beer. We recommend Busch Light, Coors Light, or Natty Light. No quarter barrels or pony kegs are allowed unless you are a pussy. If you use ice beer then you are kickass.

You better god damn well get a real playground ball unless you want me to punch you in the scrotum. No soccer balls, basketballs, baseballs, etc.

It is probably illegal to play in public parks or at schools, but I still recommend it.

Kegball is a gift from robots from the future so you better fucking play it.